Crude Joke

I know this might come across as a very crude joke but I thought about the possibility of this actually happening while daydreaming for a good 2 minutes today. It’s happen to all of us at one point. Some random person is on the phone with their bluetooth headset and you think what they’re babbling is directed to you.

Here’s the joke. Picture a guy pretending to be on the phone while walking down a crowded street behind a woman and out of no where, he blurts out some kind of profanity. “You f*cking bitch, slut”. The surprise woman quickly turns around thinking the remark was directed towards her but the guy, with phone still to ear, responds, “Not you, I’m on the phone.” But in reality he was saying it to the woman in from of him.

4 years ago  /  Notes