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Barista: Hi, welcome to Starbucks, what can I get you?
Me: Yes, I'll have a two-pump vanilla, one and one quarter pumps sugar-free hazelnut, ristretto latte, with one-quarter soy, one-half nonfat, one-quarter organic milk, extra hot, with three ice cubes and whip.
Barista: Sure no problem, anything else?
Me: Yes. Throw in an oatmeal cookie in there too.
