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Are you all getting ready for Halloween? The good news is, with the economy so bad, people don’t have to work as hard to make their houses look scary. The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns not cut. Everyday is Halloween in America now.
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Vanessa: I think if I were a car sales person I would educate myself really well in all the car models and dress like a slut.
Me: what?
Vanessa: well, yeah because it's tougher for a women in this business so I would want to attract more customers to sell more.
Me: I'm not sure if I would like that.
Vanessa: well you wouldn't be complaining with all the commission I would be making.
Me: in that case, unbutton that shirt a little more.
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The Haitian Cheater: Hilarious phone tap from Z100 morning radio show in New York, of a Caucasian woman playing a prank on some guy’s girlfriend while impersonating a Haitian women.
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Sarah Silverman endorses Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama in this video that encourages her fellow Jews to blackmail their Florida-residing grandparents into voting for Obama. (via The Superficial)
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Quick list of potential ice cream flavors that you would see if Ben & Jerry’s where to take PETA’s suggestion in using human breast milk instead of cow’s milk in their ice cream products as mentioned on a local radio station.
- D-Cuppachino
- Tit & Cream
- Cherry-lick
- Chunky Melon Dip
